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Hey
fans, I'm telling ya'. This here is my all time favorite of all the
stars I have met so far. Meat Loaf is his name. I luv' those loafes
normally.
But I assume, He'd be to big and too vicous. No wonder, as he ain't the
freshest juice on this planet. But honestly, I'd love to be dog at his
house. There was turkey, sweet chicken, bisquits and a 1000 more goodies.
The table did actually bent because of so much sweeties. Okay, secretly
I tried to catch some from up there, but unfortunately the grapes did
hang to high above me. Never mind, Mr. Meat Loaf has given me enough of
his plate. It was heavenly. And then he did play with me a bit. My mummy
had absolutely nothing to say anymore. - Hey, I like that, 'cause
normally she orders me around like a bloody dog. What a shame our date
didn't last longer. But I swear, one day, I'm flying over to America to
visit. It just can't get any better ! |
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young man over here is named
Ray
Wilson
who used to be in a rockband
named "Stiltskin" and was the singer of Geneses for a while. A
real Scotsman, I'm telling ya'. Actually I was hoping he would turn up
dressed in a cilt and with a backpipe. But unfortunately he was'nt. Only
his funny accent proved, he is scottish. Of course I was interested, if
he'd ever met Nessie, the famous
monster of Loch Ness. But he didn't, he
said. Many people say, that this monster never existed, but I think it
does. Ray didn't go swimming yet in Loch Ness. And he's probably right,
if he doesn't. Who knows, what's down there in the deep. Just image, I
swim there, and suddenly something is biting in my posthorn, sorry my
tail, I mean. Jesus wept, I'd be scared to death. No, I think, I rather
stick with the land underneath my paws. Water ain't my thing
anyway. But however, at least I can bark with a scottisch accent now..
mac wauw mac
wauw.....
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You
all know this gentleman, don't ya'?! His name is Slash,
and he used to be in a band called Guns'n'Roses. He's a real nice chap,
I'm telling you. He dedicated his attention to me from the start and
sometimes forgot during the interview what actually the question was
first. Wauww, - he can drink!!! Jesus wept, I've never seen something
like that. For the interview Slash ordered a bottle of vodka and some
cranberry juice. He mixed it together. And at the end of the interview
he killed almost the whole thing. He didn't even seem drunk, by the way.
If this was me, I'd be lieing underneath the table not knowing what is
in front or behind me or up and down. He's got lots of funny cartoons on
his skin and looks like a living advert. Between us, I tasted his arm
with my tongue. In opposite to my mummy who'd make a fool out of herself,
I can allow myself doing this. Nobody bothers. However, a cartoon arm
does not taste differently compared to one without pictures. And Slash
did like it, didn't he?!! |
| Ain't
that a nice snapshot for my fan album?!! You've gotta say yes. Honestly,
who's the one, who's more attractive? I mean, I don't wanna praise
myself, but I'm a little vain as well. Exspecially my hairstyle is very
elegant on this pics, don't you think so? Much better than Doro's.
But she's a sweetie too. I can't state her image as a hard rocker's
bride. Oh, not that you think, I'm from the other side (I still prefer
boys) You know what I mean. But don't worry, that's not the case. I just
like cuddeling, and Doro is just right for this. I wish, I could wear
all these nice costumes and put on glitter make-up. But for that, I've
got more hair. And that's the ultimate must and image care in Heavy
Metal, ain't it?! I have to confess though, that sometimes mummy is
swearing the hell out, when I leave too much of my fur around the house.
She says, mostly it's enough, to knit a jumper.- Anyway, I'd really love to rock with Doro one day on stage and put on the message: Women unite. Together we are strong. Doro 2001 |
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Okay,
this little man on the left I was really fond of. His name is Ronnie
James Dio.
But I call him simply Ron
- sounds
somehow cooler. He was exspecially nice to me. I made him really
beautiful eyes, which I can do very well. And you know what?!! He
actually shared half of his gulaschsoup with me and the bread. Hmmmm, it
was delicious. Afterwards I intended to give him my paw and went on to
my two legs, and I was almost as tall as him, - unbelievable. I could
actually stare into his eyes and he got a real big wet kiss from me onto
his nose - just to say thank you for the soup. Now I hope, he's coming
back soon, that we can repeat all that. Dio 2001 |
Now look at this! I really get into a crisis. This little static overloaded ball of wool came along and stole my show. That's unbelievable. I'm supposed to sit at this place. At least I weigh 55 pounds. But with this tiny Fujiyama flee you've got not even a handful. With me you got at least something decent in your hands. Except that, there is no place for two groupies anyway- She was a female as well and this little something melted like vanilla ice in the sun. But don't worry, I barked the hell outta her after the photoshooting, and she disappeared immidiately and never came back backstage fortunately. Everybody knows, that at such occassions, there's only place for one of us. I can't even remember what the name of this angek was. Never mind. Fact was, her daddy, Pete Way was his name from the band UFO, was so burned out,, he didn't check the problem anyway. I could have easely have tickled his....And he would probably not have realized. But because I have the most beautiful and largest tail of everybody around, I don't really bother with such unimportant things. However, what a cheek this tiny creature on the right is...That's not a dog, that's a microscopical state!! - No okay, she's got something about her...just to be nice...  U.F.O. 2000 |
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Now
look at this!!! who I met here. You recognize him? That's Ian
Anderson of Jethro
Tull.
You know, that's the one with the flute, who stands on one leg, when he
plays. I tried this as well, but I couldn't really make it. But
therefore I gave a nice paw. Ian told me, that he's got two kiddies at
home. I asked him, if I may come and visit, because I love playing with
cats. The problem is, most house tigers don't fancy playing with me. I
don't know why, 'cause I never hurt anyone. Okay, I confess, that
hunting kiddies is something special and very challenging for me. But
it's only a game. the silly cats don't understand, and think I wanna
play Terminator. I can asure you, that I got beaten up also a few times,
honestly. However, here I let all my charme spread over Ian, and I was the centerfold once more. I got an autograph, and he promised me to say hello to his kiddies from a nice little german doggy. My comment on that - miau miau!!! Ian Anderson January 2003 |
| Yeah, yeah, the swiss guys!!! No, I mean, I actually do like 'em a lot in generally. I was in Luzern a few years ago, and I made nice experiences with the humans there beeing so lovely to me. I'll never forget that. And those three boy here, are the same. Swiss happiness I call it or better Gotthard. I've already tried to bark a bit in swiss german, but that's more difficult than I thought. I just wanted to surprise these boys here, Steve, Mark and the little poison dwarfi Leo. Hey, I bet, I'm as tall as him, when I get on to my two back paws. (That's the Blondie one in the middle on the pics. right) Ain't he lovely with is nice doggy look. But I got the nicer doggy eye. And he can talk,- I tell ya. He wouldn't stop, while talking to my mummy. (or better did not manage to open his mouth) But those three mates do look funny, don't they. If I think about it,, it got something to do with a human zoo, doesn't it. (that's the title of their new record). It's only fair. Why should only we animals have got a zoo. You creatures on two legs should have one as well. As crazy as you are often, the whole world seems totally the other way round sometimes.... Same right for everybody, I would suggest. - Okay, I'd love to jam with Gotthard on their upcoming tour, maybe as their go go girl or so. I'll ask 'em, next time I see 'em. Grüazi and aufwiedaluaga (that's good bye in swiss!!) Yeah, - I can do it, I can do It, I can do it...... jippyyyyy!!!! |
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