Ladies & Gentlemen, you will be delighted to hear, that the tales from the Crypt have found a new sequel, of course in yet another sophisticated atmosphere with this slight moulderly nuance. Getting offered everything what your heart wants, from dark mausoleums shades 'till the very latest cryptic fashion style, which is orientating on this funeral mood. It all fits in very well and colourful with an interesting noir tune. But it's not only the look but also the average hairstyle wich reminds a little on the cryptkeeper from the TV series, when he delights us with his amusing little bloody stories for us passionate sadomasochists. Whereby Crypty as I use to call him, is actually a very nice guy, who always trys hard to mix up our intestines, like tonight, so our Death and Blackmetal Orgasmus stays on level 666....  

the lastest  Black/Death - Metal fashion style.

Crypty himself is only present in our brains, here at our Backstage crypt.... but therefore some phantastic looking playboys of the 666 culture are entertaining us including an international touch. So this is the best prove, that Cryptys fanclub is acting around the globe, whether it's in Sweden, Poland and Italy and even Brazil... transfering his happy messages worldwide. 
Taking part at our tonights little coffee party are: The Ordher, coming from the Amazonas jungle with a certain pirahna timbre and aztecs arrow poison, decicately spiced with a pathetic Via Con Dios - satans spell, showing a lot of enthusiasm... only because of their early bird appearance I did miss 'em. The question is only whether this is a rather tragic loss or more a relief.... I just dun' know...

http://www.myspace.com/theorderextreme

I myself arrive at the chappel during the 10 commandments of the well christened Fleshgod Apocalypse, and move to the furthest corner on the right front. 

The interesting bunch of melodies, including a velvet mezzo sophran, is spinning itselves into an abstrackt sound dimension. But it is well deceived by the crowd. These one includes 200 lovers of 100% dark shades. 
However, Fleshgod Apocalypse are the best prove for the fact, that not only lemons grow and the sun is shining in Italy, but they stand also for the fact, that this country is one of Crypty's favorite vacation places....

http://www.myspace.com/fleshgodapocalypse

Crypty is showing his flexibility about other perspectives. And so he has landed now in the polish underworld, finding immidiately fans for his spooky bed time stories....

Jes... now it's getting a bit difficult, because our hell's angels are listening to names like: Piotr „Peter“ Wiwczarek, who is leading the Vader cartell, giving birth to it already in 1986.  Waclaw "Vogg" Kieltyka (since 2008), Tomasz "Reyash" Rejek (since 2008)  and Pawel "Paul" Jaroszewicz (since 2008) are the rest of the boys, and they show, that this is literatually nowadays a complete new band. 
But the most interesting fact at Vader is, that they swear their souls and saugages, that (exept the bassist) they are all atheists in their believing. And they give a holy shit about Crypty's clabauterman illusions. But don't say this too loud, otherwise our little cryptkeeper could easiyl be personally upset with you and with him all freaks of the dark culture. So the shot could go backwards, if you know what I mean by that. Well so far so good, our polish Vaderlis are going straight for it and behind this unique microphone sceleton, reminding a little about a homosapiens boney construction or more or less at Blacky Lawless (W.A.S.P. -  (former thrown) Stylistically Piotr goes for some similar luvely (un)melodic style, like Castus and Pollus before (oh sorry, I mean of course The Ordher and Fleshod Apocalypse) But Piotr's got some more tentacles swimming against the line and encourage him fo a soulful colaratur singing. But as we say so, Death and Black Metal are not only musical styles, but also a life philosophy. And that's why Vader are pretty popular as a neat chamber foursome, and the crowd demands for a de capo. Crypty is happy as well and is currently thinking about employing the polish band for his next novelle of resus A negativ in a special sales offer...

http://www.vader.pl/

Well, the amen in the church ain't due yet, and swedish Black Metal heads Marduk are asking for the last waltz tonight. .

Apart from another exclusive trip to hell, which we get offered right now, we also get presented the latest style of Coco Chanel make up. It's going for a classic post paleness with a slight rouge touch on everybody's skinny cheeks up there. The look is underlined with a laid back eyeliner surrounding the sexy eagle glimpse. Crypty feels flattered. as these swedish sexbombs are copying his style best. And therefore they probably didn't even need a hairdresser or make up artist. Marduk are going since 1990. By the way, they are named after an antique city. And they are rehearsing for the next fashionweek in hell. Sweden's Next Top Model is certainly won in advance. 

Because of this event, boss Morgan Steinmeyer Håkansson (probably has got an international heritage according to his name) - trys hard to get back Enrico Caruso from beyond, to receive more tipps and tricks in castrating a high C and a deep E. Holy nitingale.. and over all the Swedes put on a training unit in slimnastic thanks to constant rotating body movements. No surprise that noone here suffers overweight. However..
The latest Bible chapter is entitled ' Wormland', which came out in the th antichrist year 2009, and of course it get's hailed most. 
Apart from that, dear friends of the Death and Blackmetal culture, don't be upset with me, but I truly need my beauty sleep. That's why leave a little earlier the funeral, knowing the Crypty dearly has enjoyed the celebration. And their will be a next chapter, whether it's from Brazil, Italy, Poland or Sweden or even the whole Andromeda galaxy, - never mind.- All these moulder stories are good for a spicy continuation. Cryty says thank you and closes his hell's door for tonight. 
'till next time for a happy sing along... but please don't forget your coughing pastilles.....