|Longhaired, Male, Musician Seeks.......|
are dominating Rock'n'Roll, and that's the reason, why there is such
a shitty mix-up.
of the most favorite notions in the holy music business are the so called
chiche's. And we've got as many, as there are stars in the sky. To mention
only a few examples, we've got the long hair, without this, a real rocker
would seem like a microphone without rack. Although the hair of some guys
has already a bit lightened with a little sunshine on the backhead. But no
matter, most important are the curls in the neck. Or let's take the beloved
leather jackets which show more of a guitar heroe's hair on his chest than
on his head. But rather some fluffy hair on the chest than nothing
at all. Another chiche' is a cool eyeglimpse, a golden necklace and a
small guitar-shaped-earring. Tattoos are the second skin and a must to get
noticed as a true rocker from ten miles away. If this guy can even play
his instrument well, fans kiss their feet, and some pretty blondes kiss
Musicians get very inventive, what's up to their love life, when everything else doesn't work anymore.......
Thanks to the internet I
was able to prove this fact. It really seems, that there are still a few
longhaired, good looking men in the genre out there, seeking for the
suitable rocker bride via advert. Of course only serious replies are
desired, or lets say, clicks on the personal website. www.longhairedmen.com
is the name of the promising homepage in the net. I've had a closer look
at it and found some astonishing facts.
Most Musicians are looking for the ideal woman, exspecially after they had been married.
Now all these adverts
for lonely rockerhearts with same interests and ambitions wouldn't be so
exiting. It could also be the problem of collectors of model-railways, who
are still missing some rare steam-locomotives from the last century.
But it wouldn't fit in this page. No, what really made me thinking was not
- why and from wherever, but simply who is who in this index. Pictures
underlined with the right names show prove, that it's really them - our
heroes of the concert-stages.
Musicians have two characters - the real one, and the one, female fans think - they've got.
But there are not purely
melodicrock musicians looking for someone. If you move three number
further, you'll find Shannon 31, smiling out of the screen. He seems dark
and mystery and is known as the bassplayer of Heavy Metal rockers "Death".
But be careful, he seems to be a hard chap. Who knows what kinda interests
he's into. On 38 we're meeting a german offer, named Barish 34, brown hair,
brown eyes playing in the band "Jaded Heart". By the way,
another member of this band we find on 54 named Michael 31. - Tyr27, loves
animals and mountain biking on number 40. He's engaged but this doesn't
seem to be a handycap for him. He's active within the group "Satyricon".
Ten numbers onwards we find Bam Bam, drummer of Sebastian Bach and on 54
is Dany Danzi another melodic rocker from New Jersey with yet 3
CD's in his luggage. And last but not least I found the advert of Stevie
Rachelle, an LA Rocker playing with Glamrockers "Tuff".
Some of us might know this little brother of Axl Rose (that's what
he looks like) over here in Europe, from his stint with german Sleazers "Shameless"
last year. But on the whole, the offer is much larger than only including
all these rockmusicians. You can find record-producers, owners of
radiostations, Harley Davidson Fanclub Leaders and dozens of freaks,
singles, married and divorced men with or without kiddies. How big the
inquiry is, is unknown, but maybe by reading this story it'll increase. I
won't forget to mention, that there's a corner for ladies-offer as well,
but compared with the male section, it hasn't got half as many numbers.
But this ain't surprise, because the whole homepage is dedicated to the
longhaired men and not the women. Fazit is the fact, that there's a chance
for lonely rockerhearts determined by the increasing loss of female
interest. This chance, - once again, you find under www.longhairedmen.com,
and it keeps the hope of attention, warmth and loving care ahead........or
Cheers Angry! - the Sexiest Man Alive